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quote[0]="Smoke detectors should be installed between each sleeping area and the remainder of the building."
quote[1]="Install a smoke detector on or near the ceiling--follow the manufacturer's instructions!!"
quote[2]="NEVER remove the battery from a smoke detector!"
quote[3]="An intermittently beeping smoke detector is usually a sign of a weak battery--replace with a new one immediately."
quote[4]="A &quot;Dry Chemical&quot; fire extinguisher is usually the recommended type for home use with a label reading, &quot;2A-10BC&quot;."
quote[5]="NEVER endanger yourself or anyone else by trying to put out a fire that may be too large to fight. Sound the alarm, leave the building, call the fire department and go to your pre-planned meeting place."
quote[6]="NEVER GO BACK INTO A BURNING BUILDING!!"
quote[7]="A fire extinguisher should be recharged after each use or if its gauge shows a loss of pressure."
quote[8]="Hang drapes at least 2 inches above an electric baseboard heater--check the heater's manufacturer's instructions for recommended distances."
quote[9]="To help prevent a clothes dryer fire, clean the lint trap after each load of laundry."
quote[10]="Clothes dryers must be vented to the outside only, not into attics or crawl spaces."
quote[11]="Smoke alarms are mandatory in all homes. It is illegal under provincial law not to have them."
quote[12]="Most fatal fires happen at night while the family is asleep."
quote[13]="Smoke alarms need to be replaced when they are 10 years old or if they malfunction. Test yours regularly."
quote[14]="Practice home fire drills with your family."
quote[15]="Install a carbon monoxide detector alarm in or near each sleeping area in your home."
quote[16]="Post a list of emergency phone numbers beside your telephone."
quote[17]="Have your heating system inspected and serviced by a qualified professional each year."
quote[18]="Hire a professional to clean your chimney and flue at least once a year."
quote[19]="If your clothes catch on fire, DO NOT run...this only fuels the flames and will make the fire worse. &quot;Stop, Drop and Roll&quot; (stop running, drop to the ground and roll around) will put out the flames."
quote[20]="Sleep with your bedroom door closed to slow down the spread of fire. It's a good idea to install smoke alarms in each bedroom, too."
quote[21]="The leading cause of house fires is smoking."
quote[22]="Keep matches and lighters out of reach of small children. Lighters should have a child-resistant safety feature."
quote[23]="Never put water on a grease fire in a pan or pot. Smother the fire by using a pot lid. Do not use a fire extinguisher, either, as it could splatter the contents and spread the fire."
quote[24]="When cooking, make sure your sleeves are short, close-fitting or tightly rolled-up as loose clothing can catch fire if it comes in contact with a burner."
quote[25]="Use fire-resistant pot holders or oven mitts when handling hot food containers."
quote[26]="Wearing wet oven mitts can result in a steam burn."
quote[27]="Create a kid-free and pet-free zone around your stove of 3 feet (1 metre)."
quote[28]="Paper bags, and other flammable items, should not be stored near a stove where they could easily catch fire."
quote[29]="Always use a fire screen in front of an open fireplace to prevent sparks from flying into the room."
quote[30]="Do not burn trash or paper in a wood-burning stove or fireplace. Loose pieces can float up your chimney, land on your roof and start a fire."
quote[31]="Central-heating systems should be cleaned and inspected once a year or if there is a problem."
quote[32]="Have only small fires in open fireplaces."
quote[33]="Never cook when intoxicated, drowsy or taking medication that causes drowsiness."
quote[34]="Teach your children the basics of fire safety and that matches and lighters are for adults. They are not children's toys!"
quote[35]="If a child in your home consistently plays with matches or sets fires, contact your local fire department immediately and seek professional help for your child."
quote[36]="Plug only one &quot;heat-producing&quot; appliance into a wall outlet at a time. This includes coffeemakers, waffle irons and toasters."
quote[37]="Air conditioners, large space heaters and other electrical appliances that use a large amount of electricity each need their own heavy-duty outlets."
quote[38]="Use plastic child-protector covers in wall sockets that are not used to prevent small children from sticking objects into them."
quote[39]="Never use pennies to replace fuses in fuse sockets."
quote[40]="Never splice wiring to bypass circuit breakers."
quote[41]="Keep necessary replacement fuses on hand in case a fuse is blown. Replace blown fuses with a fuse of the proper wattage."
quote[42]="Extension cords should not be run across doorways or under carpets. Do not put them behind or squeeze under furniture."
quote[43]="Do not hang extension cords over nails...if the insulation deteriorates, a live wire could be exposed."
quote[44]="All appliances should be approved by an independent testing laboratory--check for the label when purchasing."
quote[45]="Inspect all electrical cords for frays, broken plugs, cracks or loose connections. Replace cords in poor condition or that become hot when in use."
quote[46]="Lamps that tip easily are a fire hazard."
quote[47]="Bulb too close to the lamp shade? It's a fire hazard; do not use the lamp."
quote[48]="Do not use light bulbs that exceed the recommended wattage for that lamp."
quote[49]="Found a great-looking lamp at a garage sale? Make sure it's rewired before it's used!"
quote[50]="Never leave a burning candle unattended. Put out all candles and oil-burning lamps when leaving a room."
quote[51]="Use a flashlight for moving around if the power goes out. Walking around with a lighted candle is dangerous."
quote[52]="Only light candles and oil-burning lamps in stable holders, well away from furnishings that could catch fire, such as drapes."
quote[53]="Nail polish is flammable. Do not use near an open flame."
quote[54]="Never smoke when handling flammable or combustible liquids. These include paint thinners and lacquers."
quote[55]="Never store flammable or combustible products (paint thinner, lacquer,) near sources of spark, heat or flame."
quote[56]="Aerosol sprays, including hair spray and paint, are flammable liquids under pressure. Never smoke while using hairspray."
quote[57]="Do not store oily rags--which give off fumes that catch fire easily--in your basement or garage. Keep in a tightly-sealed metal container or hang outside to &quot;harden&quot;, then discard."
quote[58]="Gasoline is a motor fuel only. Do not use as a cleaner or solvent."
quote[59]="Never store gasoline for the lawn mower or other gasoline-fueled equipment in your home. Store it in a locked garage or shed. Make sure it's in a sealed, correctly labeled, unbreakable container."
quote[60]="Do not store any flammable liquid in a glass jar, plastic jar or other container not intended for that use. Store flammable liquids such as oil-based paints in their original containers only."
quote[61]="To refill a portable gasoline container, put it on the ground first. Never fill in a car trunk or in the bed of a truck."
quote[62]="Never transport a gasoline container in the passenger side of your vehicle."
quote[63]="When filling a portable gasoline container, leave some space for expansion of gasoline vapours. The container should be tightly capped."
quote[64]="NEVER use barbecue grills indoors."
quote[65]="NEVER use gasoline to start or fuel a charcoal barbecue. Use only liquid charcoal lighter or other charcoal-starting products to light the charcoal."
quote[66]="NEVER store a propane-fueled barbecue in your home."
quote[67]="NEVER use candles matches, heaters, cooking stoves or smoke cigarettes inside a tent."
quote[68]="Buy only tents and sleeping bags that are labeled &quot;fire retardant.&quot;"
quote[69]="When camping, put up your tent a safe distance away from the campfire and make sure it's upwind."
quote[70]="Make sure children's sleepwear is either flame-resistant or a snug fit to prevent catching fire. "
quote[71]="Never leaving cooking food or burning candles unattended."
quote[72]="Space heaters need to kept at least one metre away from anything that can catch fire."
quote[73]="Have smokers use large, deep ashtrays that will not tip over."
quote[74]="Always clean your stove top and keep it clutter-free."
quote[75]="Kitchen and bathroom electrical outlets need to be protected by ground-fault circuit-interrupters (GFCIs)."
quote[76]="Curtains, dish towels, oven mitts, garbage and other flammable items should be kept at least one metre away from your kitchen stove."
quote[77]="Wet cigarette butts in an ashtray before dumping it into the wastecan."
quote[78]="Only working smoke alarms save lives!"
quote[79]="Keep young children safe from burns by putting them in a high chair or a playpen while you are cooking."
quote[80]="Do not use tablecloths when toddlers are in the home; they can pull hot food and liquid down upon themselves if they pull on the tablecloth."
quote[81]="When cooking, keep pot handles turned toward the rear of the stove."
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